Hi, when you're done with your monologues, note this:

I am SRSLY tired of treading gently, tippy-toeing around the expanse of your self-sufficient continent, bubble-wrapping the soles of my feet for fear of deflating your obesely inflated ego, molly-coddling your esteem solely on the pretext that I'm nastier and I'm at fault and I'm emotionless and THUS regardless
although it's crystal from all of the above that I'm more evolved.

emotionally, mentally and possibly physically (how else do you explain walking on water?).